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Memories Demotivational Poster


I ONCE HAD A FAMILY -


TAGS: sad god cruel memories old
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
Pretending to be a chick.... great Hobby..
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
Narmoooooooooooooooooootarded?
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 9:26 pm
Briton of Mooooooooooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 9:24 pm
I'm not a woman...I just pretend to be one on the internet.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 11:58 pm
Scaring mo+ off is like Dividing by Zero. We Know its Not Gonna happen we are still scared ****less from it..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:10 pm
Yes Mooooooooooooooooooo is a woman. We only have a few around here so don't scare her off.
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 11:04 pm

lmfao @ mooooooooooooooooooo. curious mooooooo, something tells me chic....yes? ok ok the spider thingy. very nice Haw...per usual. i wanna re-do my god poster. is it allowed?lol
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 9:51 pm
FacePalm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Hi! I'm Mooooooooooooooooo don't try to "get" me....I drink too much and rarely make sense. Also, SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 9:08 pm
i dont get it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:50 pm
Do or do not, there is no "try"......Yoda.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
Agreed ..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 8:33 pm
Lets not get into a "god" discussion folks. They never go well.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:31 pm
Gs Wise As usual... Random, This Poster Dosnt Blame god for what has been taken away, it blames god for not letting us forget..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 8:29 pm
a hard ***k knows no conscience, GS 69
RandomPixilator - June 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the Lord. Prov 19:3


GETTING HITCHED TO THE BIG MEMORY STICK -


TAGS: marriage memories mistakes
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:08 am
Memory One!!!! :-D
mariand - November 3, 2011, 2:16 am
nice one


MEMORIES FADE, LET'S HOPE LOVE DOESN'T -




I'M DEPRESSED - Because when I have children, they won't get this reference. No children will.


TAGS: twinkies sadness hostess ghostbusters memories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by WellThatSucked

TheSanityInspector - March 13, 2014, 11:46 am
RIP to Harold Ramis.
WellThatSucked - December 2, 2012, 2:09 pm
"Thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds." Thanks for the feedback guys.
ughomer - November 28, 2012, 12:13 am
Good submission for a newer visitor. 5L WTS.
CloudchaserS - November 27, 2012, 9:58 pm
Hopefully, someone 'll buy the brand se we can once again have a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
PapaFox - November 27, 2012, 4:31 pm
"That's a big twinkie." (One of my favorite movie lines of all time.)


AHH, THE MEMORIES -


TAGS: drunken memories challenge iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 6:05 pm
5 tough old broads.
BoneCD - November 9, 2010, 3:50 am
*sniff, sniff* Reminds of every every Christmas eve. Boy, I miss those days.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
That is so cool. My uncle worked for an insurance company. Had a couple dogs. But that's about it.
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:46 am
Uhh, yeah. That's it. My Uncle was an Asian cowboy that raised wallabies feeding them homegrown Irish coffee.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:43 am
Coffee farmers all had dogs too
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:40 am
Australia?
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:06 am
Hell, that sounds more like my Uncle. He lived on the Big Island.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:04 am
You buy that line? Sounds more like a moonshine smuggler who used coffee to throw off the police dogs.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:00 am
My grandfather was an Asian cowboy in Hawaii who loved his whiskey...he grew coffee in his spare time.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:56 pm
Dayamn Cub, do you think we're related??? ;)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:52 pm
LMAO! 5L
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey ...so did my Grandpa.


HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.




Master Of The Universe -


TAGS: childhood memories growing up change life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:46 am
LoL. :)
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:52 pm
I had a birthday card once with a similar pic saying if this doesn't kill us...mom will!
Greybeard - April 3, 2014, 7:36 am
Thank you. I really liked the foto. Reminds me of my childhood... :)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2014, 7:11 am

real nice. drop this over to motitwist as well. pretty sure they'd love this as well


BREAKING UP -


TAGS: break memories evidence destroy
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

robbidos - July 16, 2012, 2:02 am
But you can hide the body
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:55 am
very true


LIFE -




WE REMEMBER MOMENTS NOT DAYS. -


TAGS: memories june calendar 2012
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by dy2012

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:57 am
I like this caption (as well as the picture) mainly because it takes the wind out of people’s sails when they claim to remember the “good ol’ days.” It’s moments, not the days. 5L!
dy2012 - June 9, 2012, 12:42 am
Thanks spacedog...my last poster for June maybe I'll be back in August...I will remember my moments here in Motifake.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 5:58 pm
Very nice dy2012.


MEMORIES - I betcha my daddy can drink more than your daddy!


TAGS: memories drink friends
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by snoop46241

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:32 pm
You got a bet kid...my dad is old school. Mix costs money. Good poster Snoop.


MEMORIES - Ahh... remeber your sons' freshman year?


TAGS: memories son freshman school
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 7:18 pm
Thank you and thank you and bahaha!
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
I can't fly, but I reckon I've got the biggest burp thing down pretty good.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm
Ya Second That.
spypengen - May 28, 2012, 3:01 pm
5L for being human and making a mistake...and good poster also
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 1:51 pm
Thanks mao but it's still embarrassing all the same. I hate to make errors on the final product for the site :(
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 11:46 am
Hey Mistakes Well Happen.
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 11:07 am
Proof reading fail. Sorry, my fault,I relied on a freshman :(


OLD AGE MEMORIES -


TAGS: old age memories candles fire
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 11:52 am
I found the matches...but couldn't remember what I needed them for.
Cubbybear - February 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
You mean you can't see the matches...LOL! It took me 10 minutes to thread a needle yesterday


OMISISON -


TAGS: omission memories fade with time
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by timmey

tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
Oh come on now, one more comment s.v.p.? Basically, life's a b****, you choose how you want to live it (regardless of the cards you've been dealt). Now go drink some wine.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:09 pm
when you get back, I told you, you didn't listen
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:07 pm
you wanna take me out on a date? I Blushed, and point taken sir :D
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
Enough. NEXT COMMENT ON THIS POSTER GETS A TIME OUT.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:04 pm
also some of the most accomplished users here have been females, TOC was a respected mod, Claire is the toughest regular around. you know what I say? you like being a victim. that's why you always get victimized.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
you could have just as easily worked at walmart, or whatever, but you chose to work in a strip club. and if everyone here sayed everything tough they went through you would be dwarfed, so why don't you keep all that to your self.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:01 pm
you waited strip clubs for 10 years. got ra**d? well tough**** what you want us to cry, and worship you for going through something tough?
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:12 pm

further...venting your atittudes in posters (art) is admiralble. venting them in forums is not. social filter. i mean you no malice since you have percieved some type of attack on my part. advice is for you to accept or ignore.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm

wow...perhaps your life experiences have put a filter on your eyes. working in a strip club makes you see nothing but mysoginistic men. you seem to believe applying that to everyone is acceptable. myopic cj.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 1:58 pm
OK, it's been decided, no more beets, good, cause I hate beets. and tofu, no more tofu either. Or Longcat
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:57 pm
Silence and acceptance is not ignorance.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:46 pm

i don't believe i've started anything. i've given you support on your poster and advice on how to get along in here. simply put cj its either everyone on this site....or its you. good guys here...all.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
can we by any chance convince you to drop the leet ??
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:18 pm

all i knew of you was what i saw in your posters. good start for a new contributor. all i read is constant drama. this site reflects real life. i a**ume your personal life is at a stage of turmoil. draw from it to make good posters not to alienate yoursel
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:17 pm

1st...as a child i would have smothered you in care. you're an adult now. we all bear scars but don't broadcast them. social filter. draw from the emotions to make these posters. no need to be in your face with "leet" comments and arrogant attitudes.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:54 am
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:52 am

graphically powerful. is the text original? score reserverd for your answer.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:51 am
I like it!


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am
PARTY!!!???


CHERISH -


TAGS: memories life home mirror
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:29 am
yeah... less memories, less headache...


SPECIAL MEMORIES - I always enjoyed the Bishop's fireside chats




BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!


TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm
PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!


MEMORIES -


TAGS: pzy memories wizz fizz snort
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 12:02 am
oh sure, they bann candy cigs, but they allow our kids different flavored powder in tubes


WHEN WE FIRST BROUGHT FIFI HOME - she had a hard time adjusting. For awhile she thought "GET THAT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH" was her name.


TAGS: fond memories of fifi the wonder dog
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 10:55 am
The dog... or maybe the other kid. Did I miss something?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 10:45 am
We're all praying that she meant the dog...
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:42 am
The dog, right TOC?
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 9:42 am
LoL I bet my kids would eat that too. Or at least beat it up.


THIS IS A -




SURPRISE SEX -


TAGS: dating monkey evil memories
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pointer

Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:18 pm

aka...roofies?


pain -


TAGS: memories eyes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

spacedog - April 12, 2014, 10:59 pm
5/fav


MEMORIES -


TAGS: p****cat h***er memories herpes sailor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thanks and done
Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 7:31 am

this is cute. you should think about dropping this over to digmydog as well. i'm pretty sure it would be very well recieved there as well.


Death At A Funeral -




CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: time distance childhood memories irony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 5:46 pm

Soitenly!
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 1:02 pm
Shivers too?


perpetual -


TAGS: memories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Memory is unreliable.
spacedog - December 7, 2013, 12:19 pm
Awe5ome.


Legacy -


TAGS: mortality time memories comfort hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

We've been DNR(Do Not Resuscitate)organ donors for as long as those designations have been available. Figure the best gift I can give are eyes, kidneys, skin~~whatever anyone else can use.
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 10:15 pm
Works for me…wish some would forget me now………
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 9:59 pm
Truth - tombstones are a waste of money - 5L


memories -


TAGS: memories vwbus license plate 70s
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - October 14, 2013, 11:02 pm
Extra spares, extra headlights, and a stout St Christopher on the dash to glom onto
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 9:25 pm
Yeah you're right about that GaryO, I remember that it was only about half paved then with the other half gravel. I remember all the signs too that were posted saying things like "2 killed here"
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
I think there was only one model of strollers back then, this was it. They've definitely come a long way since then. I'll bet you can buy one with a built in coffee maker now, I think they can go over a thousand bucks.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2013, 12:32 pm
I remember being pushed in one of those strollers! Haha!
GaryO - October 14, 2013, 9:11 am
Shyt, the AlCan in the ‘70s was no picnic. Cheers to that.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 8:52 am
It was probably slow GaryO but it was pretty tough! We used to drive it from California to Canada to go camping every summer, and once took it on the Alaska highway all the way to the end. We had a good laugh recently when we noticed that on the plates
GaryO - October 14, 2013, 8:39 am
Yeah, that’s a bit before they tried to beef up the van. I think WTF meant Where’s The Fahrvergnügen, those boxes were still s-l-o-w in the ‘70s
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:29 am
This is actually my youngest sister in the picture :)


Living Dead -


TAGS: memories living dead inlaws zombies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 18, 2014, 1:45 am
Thanks Grey...much appreciated!
Greybeard - June 17, 2014, 8:21 am
Great. 5 arrows to the heart and fav'd


childhood memories -




Restless Heart -


TAGS: love dating marriage life memories
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - October 4, 2014, 8:53 am
The very best. The cold, uninviting stark contrast depicts a circumstance, a mood, like none other.
Greybeard - October 4, 2014, 8:00 am
Black and white fotos are the best :)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2014, 7:28 am

LOL%...well i gotta admit you have most excellent taste in your choice of ph**ographs. LOLOLOLOL5


REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: retro television stars memories
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:04 pm
It probably means that you are mature, but not yet ready for the "Active 55" group. Me, I remember them all. Heck, I even sat in the Peanut Gallery for a Howdy Doody show.
Tarapin - June 13, 2011, 7:30 pm
I can remember watching 5 of the 9...does that count?
Iconoclast - February 26, 2011, 1:32 am
for those who don't remember, they are (L to R) Eddie Fisher, Milton Berle, Ed Sullivan, Senor Wences, Dinah Shore, Patti Page, the Nelson Family, Jackie Gleason & Audrey Meadows, Howdy Doody & Buffalo Bob.


THE BIG TOP -


TAGS: circus childhood carnival memories
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's the side tent where the "other" show is... with the donkey and the 42 year old mexican woman. And a garden hose.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm
That rectangular tent is kind of suggestive though... I kid, I kid. 5L
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
No t*** = amsome
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 10:20 pm
yes, yes, entertain...... That's what I'm doing.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:58 pm
LMAO! I can't make this stuff up out of thin air!
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:56 pm
Mooo's been talking in his sleep again, hasn't he...5L


R.I.P. Mr. Bojangles -




My Memories -




MEMORIES - Memory, Of All The Powers Of The Mind, Is The Most Delicate And Frail.


TAGS: memories
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:33 pm
It was a bagel shop across from Cedars-Sinai.
rerun - May 18, 2010, 7:31 pm

where do you think we met?
Cubbybear - May 5, 2010, 11:50 pm
Get a room you two...LOL!
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:53 pm
I know.... it was deep, but hands-off! (I'm not kosher)
rerun - May 5, 2010, 9:42 pm

I am touched you remember, but not that "touched"
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
It was one weekend, rerun... and yes, I miss you, too.


You're Photograph -


TAGS: music memories ph**ograph def leppard
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:01 am
There's words on here?? EFFING WOOF!!
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 7:54 am
Ahhh... perfecto. tnx.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 7:32 am

theedge...problem is with your browser. hold ctrl and use the mouse wheel to enlarge the image or go to your settings tab and change image size.
Greybeard - October 13, 2014, 4:10 am
Cut,Paste and enlarge the foto. LoL :)
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:41 am
Not sure if this comment is regarding your poster(s), or, my optic prescription... the wee font makes it difficult (for me) to read. Please advise?


Kindergarten School Picture -




LOOKING BACK -




Kumbaya -




MY PAST WON'T ALLOW IT - Don't let yourself forget what it is like to be 16.




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MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.




MEMORIES -


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

cute
concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours


Sometimes -


TAGS: sometimes memories sneak out
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 2, 2015, 10:15 pm
Wo-ho! this is targeted for someone, and well aimed
GaryO - January 2, 2015, 10:15 pm
Wo-ho! this is targeted for someone, and well aimed


EASTER -




FAMILY PHOTOS -




Dedication -


TAGS: memories
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - March 4, 2016, 10:13 am
Go on...
pzykosiz - March 4, 2016, 4:10 am
well i'm not, but the corpses seem to be
lgvernon - March 3, 2016, 3:10 pm

Oops, left out the 't'.
lgvernon - March 3, 2016, 3:09 pm

You're not mensruating are ya' Pyz?
Rick69 - March 3, 2016, 2:52 pm
... Whose?
pzykosiz - March 3, 2016, 5:00 am
let's just say, there's a lot of blood stains
Rick69 - March 2, 2016, 3:53 pm
Say, Pzy, what do you do in front of your mattress which requires a trial in the first place...?
pzykosiz - March 2, 2016, 4:32 am
Personally I wouldn't. I don't really want my mattress called up as a surprise witness to a trial


The Journey -


TAGS: old people memories past present
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:45 am
Answer to the question: Maybe...can't 'member. Wait am I missing the trip? Sure the senior's handi transit wasn't 'til yesterday. 5L right? Oh crap!
Bandit5906 - October 23, 2015, 8:18 pm
Answer to the question: No!


good times -


TAGS: good times memories drunk alcohol
Rating: 4/5


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